Some more Quotes

These are more of pointless...mostly T Shirt quotes

"Don't argue with idiots, they beat you with experience."

"Out of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most."

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I said no to drugs...but they just wouldn't listen."

"Body under construction."

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

"Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else"

"Where there's a will... I want to be in it."

"There is too much blood in my caffeine system."

"Complete disorder is impossible."

"Sky is the limit.....the upper one"

"In most part of the world, they drive on the LEFT of the road. In Bangalore, they drive on, what is LEFT of the road."

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"My learning curve is a circle it keeps coming back 2 where it started."

"Attack life; it will kill you anyway."

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.