jai jawan jai kisaan

I have never played farmville.
I have that app blocked since god knows when

But recently all my friends turned into farmers and here is what I got to learn everytime I was with them:

• you cant do anything destructive in the game
• its more of brotherly (or sisterly) love. the more you share the more you win!
• the game is as aimless as my life (maybe even more if thats possible!)
• you get a lot of ribbons to decorate your farm (and come to think of it thats the aim of the game!)
• wheat is the cheapest
• berries give maximum profit and grow quickly (heard a lot about raspberries)
• you need a lot of friends (a good way to add girls you wanna talk to :P)
• you keep sending gifts all the time
• you keep refreshing the page to claim the gifts all the time
• you can have a farm size of max 28x28 (but that too aint the aim of the game!)
• every time you grow something you have to do 400+ clicks thrice! (ofc depends on farm size)
• everyone is too poor to use the tractor/harvester/seeder
• you can have animals (nah they also dont harm your farm)
• you can build yourself a house
• you can dress up your character (thats why girls play this for sure!)
• the girls goes out of sync so many times!
• best way to earn experience is to join a co-op when its almost done!
• you can create multiple profile to help yourself! (more farms more tympass more clicks more gifts and blah blah blah)
• last but not the least 50 millon ppl do play this!

I guess I should get atleast 10-15 levels in farmville for knowing this much :P