Tuesday, March 15, 2011

my wishlist


I wanna do lots of scuba diving
Wanna learn how to skate
And to ski
And how to play lawn tennis
Wanna learn lots of foreign language-french, german, spanish... Wont mind more :)
Even music language would do
And before all that ofcourse improve my english; hindi is hopeless at this stage
Wanna learn how to play piano; first gotta learn how to do anything worthwhile with my left hand!
Wont mind learning a bit of dancing too
Wanna reduce my waistline
But wanna eat all the good stuff in huge quantities
And wanna learn how to cook them too :)
Wanna live with normal blood pressure for sometime atleast!
Always wanted to learn some martial art too but guess that would be wishful thinking even by my standards now!
Wanna learn how to fly a plane-even a biplane would do
Wanna go on a month long cruise
And spend a weekend on a yacht
and own it too
Wanna see all the "1000 places to see" locations
Wanna travel on palace on wheels
Wanna read all the good books-preferably reading them by a beach or a lake
Wanna learn anything and everything that i wont have to use in my job
Wanna construct and civil structure from ground up
Just a damn wall would do
Most importantly want the patience to learn even one of the above!
Thats all i wish right now. Last thing i want right now is going to office 5/7 days of my life for the next 40 years. But probaly would be doing that only :(
Its like paying 71% of life as tax to enjoy the rest! God is the biggest socialist for sure! Damn i'll miss these college days! Last 2 months to enjoy and do absolutely nothing; too lazy to even start with the list above :p

Would really like to read this list 10 years down the line :P

-written from mobile so bad formatting + spelling mistakes!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

i can cook!!!

aalo ke paranthe

marinated chicken 

mehnat se goonda hua aata!

masoor daal

mushroom matar ka pulao

aalo matar

chicken biryani

chola "bhatura"

mushroom matar

aalo curry

chole

egg curry

semi made poori/bhature

Thursday, November 25, 2010

and the kisaan talks!!!

my response to shanky's response!!


Although I have quit playing farmville (after playing madly for a week)....but as I have a lot of free time so here goes farmville 2 in response to http://sr-itbhu.blogspot.com/2010/11/jai-jawan-jai-kisaan.html : 

* you cant do anything destructive in the game
- You can be destructive by being non constructive !!
--destroying others not yourself!
* its more of brotherly (or sisterly) love. the more you share the more you win!
- Not necessary . You can go the dhanendra soni way!
--and see where it leads! within a week he would have been with the lowest level!

* the game is as aimless as my life (maybe even more if thats possible!)
-If it wasnt aimless we wouldnt have being playing it :P
--no you play many a game with aim too (_which have a end_). think COD

* you get a lot of ribbons to decorate your farm (and come to think of it thats the aim of the game!)
-Who would miss 10k gold and 1k experience..and sadly we cant decorate those ribbons!
--a1 told me you can decorate with ribbons :(

* wheat is the cheapest
-cheap but low money+xp/per hour
--cheap!

* berries give maximum profit and grow quickly (heard a lot about raspberries)
-to grow berries you should be ready to abandon anything you might be doing when your berries are ready to be harvested!! Eating ,drinking, movies,talking anything!!
--my point still valid



* you need a lot of friends (a good way to add girls you wanna talk to :P)
-Not exactly as a LOT of those "girls" are 30+
--but surely some would be there under 30! and some of 50 million is good enough :P

* you keep sending gifts all the time
-Not necessary as given above
--dhaniya doesnt count!

* you keep refreshing the page to claim the gifts all the time
-If you havent got a good connection dont start playing!!
--you played for a week on bhu connection. if youre mad you can play even on mobile!

* you can have a farm size of max 28x28 (but that too aint the aim of the game!)
-Well the game IS supposed to be aimless ,then why should it strive to have an aim!!
--for a good dignified end (compare smallville to avatar)

* every time you grow something you have to do 400+ clicks thrice! (ofc depends on farm size)
-WEll, we have a LOT of free time so whats the harm :P
-cant argue

* everyone is too poor to use the tractor/harvester/seeder
-As I said LOTS nd LOTS of free time + we should ALWAYS avoid using up petrol when we can walk :P
--will remember that next time we goto spicy or for that matter anywhere else! and never say you dont have enough time!



* you can have animals (nah they also dont harm your farm)
-TO have animals you need to have a good handspeed to steal them before your "friends"
--good net connection to refresh the page every min!

* you can build yourself a house
-you cant build a house ,although you can BUY a pretty expensive mansion!
--then what the heck do the following do : nails planks and all the other stuff you kept fighting about!



* you can dress up your character (thats why girls play this for sure!)
-Who wouldnt want a virtual character with a MASSIVE mustache and a skully tshirt :P
--who wouldnt want a virtual character as a girl (a1)

* the girls goes out of sync so many times!
-time time time we have lots of 
--againc ant argue time factor! (after all it cant be worse than writing this post!)



* best way to earn experience is to join a co-op when its almost done!
-AGREED
--11

* you can create multiple profile to help yourself! (more farms more tympass more clicks more gifts and blah blah blah)
-this works but might lead to severe hair loss in some cases
--111111

* last but not the least 50 millon ppl do play this!
* 54 and growing !! -1 me ofcourse!
--will take it as 54 only! pp would have created another profile to compensate for yours!

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